|Publication date||12 October 2010|
|Media type||Print (Hardcover and Paperback)|
|Preceded by||Jumper Cable|
|Followed by||Well-Tempered Clavicle|
This is about Jumper's friend Wenda Woodwife, who has a nymphly front but no back, being hollow from behind, who speaks with the forest dialect: "I wood knot dew that to yew." She has to transport a boulder made of petrified reverse wood that naturally terrifies (petrifies) everyone else.